Match Review: Casuals FC vs German-Swiss All Stars

19-Oct-2018 20:15

League // UWC Dover
Casuals FC
3 - 1
German-Swiss All Stars
3
-
1
Referee - Robert Hunt // Assistans - N/A & N/A
Casuals FC

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With no less than 13 members of a 60 man club ready to face the German Swiss alliance partnership team fc united - casuals were keen to get a win and continue on the path to ultimate glory....mid table. The gaffer kept his team talk down to a minimum so with 2 mins to go before KO the boys had a quick warm up off they went. Game started with the German Swiss alliance partnership team fc united winning most of the battles and it wasnt too long before thier right winger hit the shot of his life which Sanders palmed away in to the path of the striker who with the goal open hit the post. Wake up call noted and Phelphs (who doesnt say thank you) started dominating the middle with Dyne who getting in the ball as much as possible in between some moaning about something that happened weeks ago to his friends dogs play mate in a far away country. Greg, who as usual turned up fully moisturized and smelling expensive was looking for space behind the back line until he pinged him expensively formed hamstring. Side note, it was Gregs birthday and as expected he celebrated in style but interestingly he appears to defy his age with his wonderful hair, perfect skin and blindingly white teeth....casuals have their very own Obafemi Martins....Obafemi Greg! Anyway, Obafemi Greg went off and on came new lad Ufit Bob whose name will change towards the end for obvious reasons. Think it was 0-0 at the half, we were on top but not creating a great deal. German Swiss alliance partnership team fc united went 1-0 up against the run of play and we went through a stage of changing positions around trying to find something to get us on the front foot. The sub were warming up and Doug, who was complaining about game time, decided to take things in to his own hands and whilst warming up with Condom Head he cruelly stamped on him and boom! doug was the next and only sub. Ufit Bob who started brightly was slowing down and some of his passes were a bit shit and he seemed to be getting shitty with the ref and he just looked generally pooped.....alas there was a reason! Ufit Bob needed a dump...to the point where he was seemingly waddling around...Ufit Bob legged it to the toilet, made his magic ran back down....and was subsequently subbed. Ufit Poo Bob- Casuals FC Midfielder. I cant remember much of the game after this event, to me the game was smeared...lolz Game ended on an awkward note when Frazer almost broke down in praise for Joe...something to do with running.....thinking about it, frazer praising someone that can run is actually logical.

STATS

Yellow Cards
  • Rob Morledge
  • Josef Weber
  • Daniel Grueber
  • Florian G├Ądke
  • Mark Leonhardt
Double Yellow Cards
Red Cards
Scoring
  • Joe Cadden
  • Dom Marwood
  • Nick Verrill
  • Diyas Mailepessov
Assists
  • David Phelps
Man Of the Match
  • Joe Cadden
  • -
Man Of the Match (opponent)
  • Quirin Regensburger
  • -
German-Swiss All Stars

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