Match Review: German-Swiss All Stars vs Gaelic Lions FC

• -- Victor Walz
• -- Jason CHUA
• -- Juergen Stich
• -- Fumiaki OGURO
• -- Florian Gädke
• -- Phillip Von Pein
• -- Robert Wieseckl
• -- Steffen Schacher
• -- Sergey Lesnikov
• -- Michael Klemm
• -- Teo Premto

• -- Per-Ola Roest
• -- Mauricio Roa
• -- Oscar Moreno

Gaelic Lions with solid performance vs Germans

After a rainy day in Singapore, the game between German All Stars & Gaelic Lions started at 9 pm with the sound of the ref's whistle and both teams started to be aggressive on the pitch, the Lions scored in the first 25 minutes with a goal from the corner. The first half ended at 1-0. The second half started with GAS being more aggressive and although GAS took a few shots, the score remained at 1-0. 60 minutes into the game, the referee gave a penalty kick for Lions and they scored; score was 2-0. The game continued and both sides attempted to score but again Lions scored after 10 min and again after a cross from the corner; 3-0. GAS persisted to score and Lions to defend, in the counterattack in the last minutes, Lions scored and the final result was 4-0.

• Wilfried Lapierre DF
• Rich Sexton MD
• Sam Balls MD
• Anders Jensen --
• Brett Bowman --
• Rob Church --
• Neil Corrigan --
• Michele Valente --
• Stephen Moran --
• Simon Lloyd --
• Kike Perconig --

• Brian O'Reilly --
• Keith O'Leary --

The Sausage Project

In March 2017, film students Churchie, Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly, and Brett set out to produce a documentary about the fabled Turf CIty German Sausage. They travel to Bukit Timah, Singapore and interview residents about the legend. Locals tell them of a man named Macca, a hermit who lived in the woods and kidnapped eight children in the 1990's. On the second day, the students explore the woods to research the legend. Along the way, they meet two German fishermen, one of whom warns them that the woods are haunted. He also tells them of a young girl named Josephine Jensen who went missing in 2016. When she returned three days later, she talked about 'an old woman whose feet never touched the ground. Or it could have been Segar, it was hard to see - she was on the other touchline. The students then hike to Pitch 1, where five men were found ritualistically murdered in the previous Friday night game between Vikings and the Swiss. They camp for the night. On the third day, they move deeper into the woods despite being uncertain of their exact location. They pass a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside. They press play on the CD and 'Winds of Change' starts blasting out. They immediately make note that this shall now replace Ballsy's pish pre-match playlist that he hasn't changed since 1998. The ANZA mothers hate it anyway. They eventually locate what appears to be an old cemetery with seven small cairns. I don't know what a cairn is either, I copied and pasted most of this from Wiki FFS. They set up camp nearby and then return to the cemetery after dark. Later that night, they hear the sound of twigs snapping from all directions but assume the noises are from animals or locals. It turns out it was Lloydloyldyloyl's hip flexor snapping after being halved by a nuaghty challenge by Michael, who would in return later be halved by Keitho for which he would receive his first ever red card. We all fondly remember our first eh?! The winds of change indeed. They pass a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside. On the fourth day, they find that three cairns have been built around their tent during the night, which unnerves them. As they continue, Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly realizes his map is missing, and Brett later reveals he kicked it into a creek the previous day out of frustration, which prompts Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly to attack him in a rage. They realize they are now lost and decide simply to head south to try to find the pitch, any pitch, even the new one that the Feckers play on. They pass a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside. They eventually reach a section where they discover a multitude of humanoid stick figures suspended from trees, which further unsettles them. That night, they hear sounds again, but this time includes the sounds of children laughing among other strange noises. When an unknown force shakes the tent, they flee in panic and hide in the woods until dawn. Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly shits his pants, like Corrigan in a 50/50. They pass a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside. Upon returning to their tent, they find that their possessions have been rifled through, and Brett's equipment is covered with a translucent slime. As they continue, they begin to show signs of mentally giving up, and it is made worse when they come across a log on a river identical to one they crossed earlier. They realize they have walked in a circle, despite having traveled south all day, and once again make camp, completely demoralized at having wasted an entire day. Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly suffers a mental breakdown while holding the camera, taunting Churchie for their circumstances and his constant recording of the events. They pass a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside. Suddenly, they again hear agonized screams for help and follow them to a derelict, abandoned house containing runic symbols and children's bloody hand-prints on the walls. Brett races upstairs in an attempt to find Churchie while Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly follows. Both are still filming all their actions. Churchie then says he hears Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly in the basement. He runs downstairs while a hysterical Brett struggles to keep up. Upon reaching the basement, something attacks Churchie and causes him to drop the camera and go silent. Brian O'Reilly O'Reilly enters the basement screaming, and his camera captures Churchie facing a corner. Something then attacks Brett, causing him to drop his camera and go silent as well. The footage continues for another moment then ends. The camera pans around to see a mysterious pair of worn-lookin' brown leather trousers and an old ghettoblaster, with a Scorpions CD still inside.